Naruto425

"I'M NOT WEARING UNDERWEAR TODAY!" A voice rang out through all of District Thirteen. Haymitch Abernathy was literally jumping all over the walls, scaring off all the little children and citizens. It was obvious he had too much to drink. Again. He dashed to the Conference room where President Coin, Katniss, and many others gathered around a long table. "No, I'm not wearing underwear today!" He chanted once more as he burst through the steel doors. "Not that you probably care much about my underwear," He hopped onto the table in the middle of the room, kicking all of the objects off of it, sending valuable papers flying into the air. "Still